my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself

monogamists will never have the experience of your two partners teasing you together

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

They don't make it cheap to apply for a pharmacy license

I need to get this reimbursed

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