I am a strict bottom ParrotX2 & bottom Judelow. I'm fine with everything else. HCs for Parrot are tmasc, SHer, CPTSD, autism, and anxiety. I will likely incorporate these into posts.
Also there will be crazy noncon and other kinks. Give me anything my only limit is scat. I will, however, judge you if you have a knee fetish or something similar.
Current interests: 2.7, 2.5, Strength, DaD, UU, trained life/harpy express
Current favs: Saps, Judelow, Parrot
I am a fictionkin of Wifies, mainly Evil Wifies. When I mention any Wifies variant in a post, I am making a distinguishment between myself and source!Wifies variants. I am 19, soon to be 20. I will not disclose my mental illnesses publicly. Message me to know more.
https://kinhelp.carrd.co/ if you don't know what a fictionkin is.
I have no boundaries. Just don't act romantically towards me.
I will interact with non-UU mcyt posts on occasion.
You can find me on twitter below.
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He/him | May priv due to BWs
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Im a w1fies fickin but you shouldnt think abt it too
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Anyways, streamer c!judelow x freaky c!sharpness. Obvious necrophilia and eroguro warning.
He streams building traps and using them for extra money, using either a camera or a drone with a compass leading to him within it. Most of his fans are normal redstoners or curious people, but some are a little... weirder about Jude.
Whenever Jude dies during a battle or from a badly done trap, the drone hovers over his corpse for a few seconds before it respawns. Something about seeing such a cocky trapper dead and helpless seems to attract creeps who obsess over his corpses. They comment on how pretty he looks with his guts spilling out of him like spool, or with his head crushed into a mess of blood while the rest of his body remained untouched.
Jude never notices, but Sharpness does. He sees the countless clip compilations of Jude dying, the fanarts of particularly "erotic" death poses.
But he doesn't tell anyone, or even report the accounts.
In fact, it's become one of his new dirty pleasures.
Yummmy…….. hmmm I could imagine this with Solev/Elanuelo/Schpood in 2.7….. Instead of executing Saps, Solev keeps him as his pretty trophy wife and of course the other two become obsessed as well.
Ok I've been on a 2.7 rampage lately so it's time to spew out all of my thoughts about solev/elanuelo/schpood/saps MEGA TOXIC EDITION
CW for dismemberment and gore near the end, text in red
Saps definitely feels paranoid and afraid around the 3, and regularly tries to cover up his body or face with his wings out of instinct to hide himself. He will burrow into the snow or white blankets for the same reason, but his shaking gives him away easily. Schpood loves finding him all scared and jumpy whenever he's trying to hide.
The 3 regularly spoil Saps, but they will intimidate or hurt him if he tries to fight back or escape. Solev in particular dislikes it even when Saps refuses gifts or food, and will take advantage of Saps' trauma from being tortured to make him accept the affection, or at the very least, act like he does.
Schpood regularly takes Saps out for public appearances like parades or restaurant visits, and flaunts his beautiful wife to everybody. If anyone even hints at Saps not being the most beautiful and perfect wife ever, Schpood inches closer to being explosive like usual. Saps will occasionally cry for help in public or scream about how the 3 leaders are hurting him behind closed doors, but it earns him nothing except wary and pitying glances from citizens who know they can't afford to get involved.
Elanuelo keeps Saps on his lap while he does paperwork, and expects Saps to stay mostly quiet. Paperwork hours are some of the only times Saps can cry without being caught and threatened by Solev, since Elanuelo doesn't mind the crying as long as Saps keeps it quiet. He likes how Saps' wings wrap around both of them when he cries, as if clinging to him using everything he has.
Saps in a fancy dress... hmmhghh...
Solev likes seeing Saps bruised from beatings, but Elanuelo and Schpood not as much.
All 3 of them use the cutest pet names on Saps, sometimes even when he says he doesn't like them.
Saps gets a nice nest of blankets in his room, all soaked with the cologne, and sometimes even the natural musk of the 3 men. The scents slightly unnerve him and soothe him at the same time. He ends up getting too used to the scents due to nesting constantly, and feels scared when he's not around one of the 3 due to the lack of the scents he's become subconciously familiar with.
Solev definitely uses some of the ideas the guards gave him when torturing Saps before his execution in canon if Saps ever disobeys too much. If he keeps trying to escape or making scenes in public begging for help, one or both of his arms are getting cut off. It'll be okay, because the 3 can do everything he needs anyways. If Saps talks back or snoops around for an escape too much, one of his pretty eyes will get gouged out. His eyeball is preserved and put on display in their offices, trading spots every month because all 3 of them want to see Saps' eye even when he's not there. Solev and Elanuelo both make it clear that Saps' body being whole is a privilege, and if he wants to keep that privilege, he should be the perfect wife.
Parrot (PARROTX2, THE MINECRAFT YOUTUBER. ABDUL IF YOU ARE SEEING THIS I AM TALKING ABOUT A YOUTUBER I AM NOT A ZOOPHILE) x Eggchan x Saparata angel scissoring pile (parrot is an honorary angel boy)
They cover eachothers bodies with their wings and start nuzzling eachother all over, before they begin getting more intimate, slowly working open their cunts as they rub against soft wings and plush skin.
They don't say a single word aside from "please" or "more" during it, letting out soft chirps and whimpers to show their pleasure instead.
By the time all three of them are satisfied, Parrot is completely drained and slumped against the other two, still quietly moaning and muttering about wanting more in his sleep.
Saparata and Eggchan happily oblige his sleepy requests :)
waves hi hi thoughts on collars 🧐 your choice for which parrot ship but how do you think the collar design would change depending on who it is 🧐 - pup
I think for pretty much any ship the collar would be something like dyed leather with a metal tag including the name of the other person in the ship. Maybe metal collar for some ships but I'm not sure which
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Parrot is genuinely very dead wife coded if you think about it, he is very soft spoken, gentle and loves animals, has a soft spot for his friends and is actually very caring off camera, can cook pretty well, gets shy and flustered, and finds joy in the little things
Like i can see why wifies would have a massive crush, maybe even love that japanese boy
omg YESS!! RPF Parfies cannon!! I genuinely want 🦜 or ☯️ to be gay so bad.. gulp — I think they used to talk about college a lot during their friendship!
🦜 is just an cute bird, and so soft spoken 💚 I genuinely love his voice it’s like so calming, relaxing!
Demon Wemmbu x Angel Parrot corruption sex 😋😋 drabble below
Parrot is a young angel who's still learning how to handle his duties, but he's very curious and likes to wander around the edge of heaven, staring into the empty lands of purgatory.
Unfortunately, he wasn't alone.
He kept seeing a strange purple figure in the fog of purgatory, and at first Parrot felt a bit intimidated. But then the purple silhouette began talking to him, and it seemed nice. A bit loud, but that's okay.
One day, the strange figure in the fog told him they had a gift for him, but it would easily lose potency if it leaves the dark and moist fog. So Parrot eagerly walked past the boundary of heaven, only to see... a demon?
He tried to remain calm, and quietly asked what the gift was. A small potion was handed to him, glowing pink inside a glass vial.
With no other choice, Parrot quickly drank it all, preparing to leave. That's when a wave of heat hit him, curling deep inside his stomach.
Oh... it was an aphrodisiac.
And when Parrot turned around, he could only tremble and squirm helplessly, staring up at the demon's large, girthy cock dangling before him. Already half-erect.
Maybe it wouldn't be that bad to just give in.
By the time Parrot managed to scramble back into heaven again, his cunt was puffy and used, still dripping with cum. His stomach was slightly rounded already, both from the cum and the weeks he spent stuck in purgatory.
But it did feel quite good...
He wouldn't mind going back sometime later for an encore. Properly equipped with lube this time.
I swear they have a predator x prey kink the CNC & dubcon potential goes crazy... they definitely drug eachother with weakness & nausea potions so Jude can freely ride Sharpness or for Sharpness to use Jude without him struggling
Potion effects like mining fatigue need to be used more in smut there's so much potential.
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But also consider 🦜 not objecting to being hurt when he feels like he "deserves the pain"
He cares for others more than he cares for himself, and if it means someone else will be better off or happier, he won't mind being hurt that much. Even if it makes him feel scared and even nauseous at times.
Hurting it because it’s nothing like you. Hurting it because it’s too much like you. Hurting it because it isn’t real. Hurting it because it has to be less real than you are. Hurting it because it looks like you used to. Hurting it because it looks like everything you should have been. Hurting it because it embodies everything you can’t be. Hurting it because it embodies everything you never wanted to be. Hurting it because it trusts you as its creator, and you can’t withstand that trust. Hurting it because it loathes you for having created it, and it has no right to resentment. Hurting it because it didn’t have to survive everything you did, and that isn’t fair. Hurting it because life isn’t fair. Hurting it until you can look at a replica of your own body and see it as nothing but an object. Hurting it because your own body has only ever felt like an object to you. Hurting it because it has only ever been an extension of yourself, and if you can’t feel that pain then it doesn’t exist, anyway. Hurting your clone.
Wemmrrot sex during the invis knight arc where Parrot’s hands r restrained by Wemmbu’s hands and Parrot knows that dick feels familiar 😇
OOH i can see this ^_^... wemmbu knows he’s lowkey walking into a trap because this would definitely provide parrot with some evidence but the birdussy is too enticing to reject... i cant blame him, i’d risk my secret identity just to fuck parrot too
Parrot solving mysteries by fucking the culprit (if known) and memorizing the feel and shape of their cock and then starting orgies everywhere til he finds the culprit. Or something. I guess.
Wemmrrot sex during the invis knight arc where Parrot’s hands r restrained by Wemmbu’s hands and Parrot knows that dick feels familiar 😇
OOH i can see this ^_^... wemmbu knows he’s lowkey walking into a trap because this would definitely provide parrot with some evidence but the birdussy is too enticing to reject... i cant blame him, i’d risk my secret identity just to fuck parrot too
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so like i have MORE… this is where i go when the human inside of me shrinks and i return to my horny demon form. so ofc you know about director theo and well wifies but what if instead it’s DIRECTOR PARROT.
parrotx2 bouncing on theo’s lap while theo is chained to the bed sobbing from being edged so much… mghmgmgmgh drool.
no because yk how i said combine directorfies and director theo, what if we make PARAGONX2 (temp call name) AND TRAP BOTH OF THEM… parrot forcing them to gang up on him… or if one of them is doing bad, he forces them into a cuck chair… while he bangs the other… trapped in paragonX2….
i feel like evil parrot would constantly make dog hybrid wifies knot him/his hand over and over until overstimulation, e.g. wifies is SOBBING, begging him to stop, that his knot hurts and it’s too much… then parrot would start riding him, or maybe fire wifies to fuck him??? collar him with a shock collar….
theo would be so much worse (or better, depends…) like one of your other responses to another ask, parrot likes to edge theo or smth. I LOVE THAT IDEA. like forcing theo into the cuck chair with a vibe on his dih while parrot bounces on wifies, then when he’s done with wifies, he starts BOUNCING ON THEO… like yes parrot go crazy.
i feel like evil!parrot would constantly time their (wifies and theo’s) mating seasons during their time trapped in paragonx2 and give them some freaky ash chemicals and/or use his own like scenting glands or smth to match up their heats/mating seasons so they can all have orgys…
oh evil!parrot what have you done to me
guess who…
🎟 anon! :3
hi im back to answering asks
im familiar w the concept of directorrot but him trapping both wifies and theo in paragon.... hmmm very interesting idea... 🤤🤤🤤
i can imagine that his motivation is similar to “the original director’s” goal, which is protecting... maybe he’d gotten tired of dragging his deuteragonist into fights and getting worried that they’ll all only be in danger if this continues... i wonder if parrot would still fake his death here. if he did, both wifies and theo would go BATSHIT. wifies would try the hardest to prove that parrot’s alive while theo would likely give up (unless wifies convinces him that parrot’s still alive too)
but wow...They’re just going crazy with mating in paragonx2 huh...
i really love the thought of parrot just abusing wifies’ knot WHAHWHWHAHHW uunfghh... SHOCK COLLAR ON WIFIES IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA TOO YYOOO...
Ican imagine a cuck scenario happening so well... i feel that wifies would maybe be more vocal with begging? i think that if theo still has some dignity he’d bite his words down until he DESPERATELY needs it... imagine that they’re wearing a cock ring or sounding rods when they’re in the cuck chair to prevent an orgasm.... and parrot teasing them like “you want this off?” just to hear the desperation from them before bouncing on it #crazystyle ... ouufhhhggt...
parrot’s gonna look all pretty while theo and wifies is Sucked Dry like a raisin... oh man they could not handle that pussy 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔 RIP
still thinking about that one 🎟️ anon post a while ago abt modern theorrot 19 and mid-30s agegap size diff 👀👀
what if parrot went to a strip club mostly just for fun and theo mistakes him for someone who would offer sex services. Theo brings a confused parrot to the alley out back and just destroys him .. he still has a hard time putting his "big bird" in parrot but forces it in and Destroys the guy like half his size. parrot lowkey almost passes out but when it's done he sees a FAT stack of cash theo left. Maybe he'll come out more often especially if theos there!
theorrot age gap size difference 🤤🤤🤤 so beautiful I still think about it to this day
honestly... I can see theo mistaking him for a sex worker hes kind of urm. bad at telling people apart. but anyways! this is a really good scenario... i can imagine parrot being too gobsmacked to really force a coherent sentence out (even before he gets absolutely Obliterated by theo’s “big bird”).
his legs may be shaking but at least he got dat bag hurray! poor college student parrot just doing Anything to get money... hes tight (if you catch my drift). he’d definitely come more often but only if theo’s there... otherwise he’ll just be somewhat sad and bolt outta there (unless someone else offers him a hefty amount of cash for his services... hmm, possible scenario of theo seeing the exchange happen and gets mad jealous/protective/possessive/whatever)
