#allparrot

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I'm rubbing my hands together and cackling ehehe

Depending on who put the ring on his fingers many of them would have very interesting reactions and I'm only doing three because Pups might have more they might wanna put on.

Wifies

If he put the ring on his pretty little bird then you know he's pleased as can be with the fact that everyone can see it on Parrot! No one can argue against him since Parrot willingly put it on either!

But if he's not the one that put it on you know that man is silently, internally, plotting the person that did demise and planning to kidnap Parrot to put *his* own ring on him.

Theo

Theo is so freaking happy lets be honest if he put it on, and lowkey rubbing it into everyone's faces, and its so adorable to Parrot. Theo would keep introducing him as his husband lets be honest gang like;

"This is my husband-" Theo exclaims as Parrot chuckles softly, shaking his head a little.

"Soon-to-be husband Theo, I'm your fiancé right now." Parrot corrects while Theo just comes closer to nuzzle his cheek.

"Well, you 'will' be my husband soon! I can and will guarantee that!" A smile pulls at Parrots lips.

"What if I divorce you?"

"What? No!"

But if Theo didn't put a ring on him...he's on the floor, violently sobbing and asking why because Pups is right that Theo would do that.

Billy

Billy would be smug asf and wouldn't say a word to anyone about it-unless people ask about Parrots ring and then he, of course, reveals its his. He definitely rubs it into so many peoples faces as well that have wanted Parrot but now can't have him (Wifies).

On the other end, Billy would be pissed off that Parrot has a ring to anyone else *but* him and it annoys him to no end when he sees that ring on Parrots finger.

Surprise Bonus of Clownrott

Clown is pleased that Parrot has ring on-not like he'd be able to get it off anyway-and is even more pleased that everyone can see that it's *his* ring, while Parrot has this expression of fond annoyance.

They give me the vibes of *He makes me laugh* okay?

Anway, on the other end Clown has to be held back from chopping that finger off because wdym Parrot has someone elses ring wth??

-Queen

im gonna be honest idk how queen did the bolding but:

Flame

if he put the ring on his finger, he'd be sooo happy tbh.,. I think he'd wear his matching ring proudly, showing it off to everyone all delighted and "I bagged the king of unstable!!!" giggles

if he didn't do the ring, he'd be low-key jealous, but probably let it go by.,.,,. not really but he'd try, because let's be honest, flame is the fakest "idgafer"

Wemmbu

if he did, he'd be sooooooo smug about it. he knows everyone wants the king's ass but here he is, wearing the matching ring and flaunting it to everyone, probably all "I got the king and youuuu didn't!!"

if he didn't, he'd be salty as hellll sobs sobs probably try to figure out who put the ring on that finger and orbital them until they're banned

Spoke

he'd be either making sure everyone saw it (posters everywhereeeeee about their wedding and shit) or keeping it a closely guarded secret to ensure no one can use spoke against parrot and vice versa, esp with how, yk,,,, everyone hates spoke sobs

if he didn't, he'd find a way, lets be honest. its spoke, he finds a way for everything even if all hope seems lost

parrot x anyone

wemmbu (for once becomes the sensible guy out of the group) : you guys have to start using protection

spoke : it chafes my dick

wifies : it chafes my dick

flame : chafes my dick

ashwag : chafes my dick

theo : chafes my dick. plus, parrot loves it when i cum inside

i love you anon thank you for making theo be the one to say the last linWhy does parrot have so many purple bfs wtf

Wemmbu immediately felt like he for sure has crossed the line and looks to egg while egg can only stare at him with slight disappointment

Spoke got excited but then scared and then he felt guilt

Wifies probably thought he should kill himself

Ash got really excited and is giggling (aroused too)

Lettuce would be in shock then amazed then scared cause hes never heard parrot like that before

Theo would feel like he should kill himself or he just doesn't react cause hes used to it

Parrot raises his voice once and the entire uu cast decides to collectively kill themselves. Yeah though that’s such a valid reaction……. dying is the best thing you can do if you somehow manage to make Parrotx2 upset enough to the point of yelling.

All those ideas of how they would react are yummy….. wet cat Wemmbu immediately folding once he realized he actually made Parrot upset, Ash is a genuine freak who would Love making Parrot show emotions he doesn’t often show, Wifies and Theo deciding to just die (same).

Some more ideas with other characters:

Flame would immediately feel guilty, like Wemmbu I’d imagine he’s also a wet cat who would fold the moment he realized he actually upset Parrot lol

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That one time parrot started singing and wifies sounded so endeared omg...yearnerfies in my rpf?? More likely than you think

He does!!!! I need someone to add him singing to Spotify now he has such a nice voice….. His friends are Not normal about that stupid bird singing and I support them. Man if I heard Parrotx2 start singing I would also be entranced…..