*shakes head* don't look at me

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

My life as a college student, smh

that was only 6 seconds

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

ranessence tantrummm

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

@thesickestsinner

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

shit can’t be holy if it has trump’s face on it ;)

IM GONN CRY HES SOOOO CUTE 

Not surprised he’s adorable, look at his beautiful parents. :)