Official White Kids

Men's restrooms are all gross in the same way but women's restrooms all manage to be gross in bizarre and uniquely horrifying ways

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

*gets shot in the leg* “are you ok?” “i’m fine just tired haha”

The only map that matters

The Horny Capitols

In KY there’s actually a place called Big Bone Lick, so….. the true epicenter

from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard

Potion of make you fall down

the guy I’m talking to must be so excited for halloween! he’s already playing ghost haha 👻