Golden Girl

we lost the plot when the first band tee sold for $40

I feel like the audience of the first moving picture

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

I’ve seen again and again that even two writers with the same prompt will write wildly unique stories. Same starting point, totally different journeys.

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

No one warns you how lonely adulthood feels.

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me