goodbye max

Harry only knowing one type of ED, getting bid on by his mother, being FREAKED out by his sister and coworker having sex, wanting to get a workplace tattoo for a job he’s been at probably less than 6 months, getting his night guard delivered to his work. that is accurate 18 year old representation.

if you work in a creative field...or if you do creative hobbies like writing or drawing...you need to make friends with people who don't do those things. you need to befriend normie Steve who has never written a story in his life. and this is because when you are in a creative job or hobby and spend all your time doing that thing, surrounded by very capable people, who you inevitably compare your own progress and skills to, you forget what the baseline human skill at that thing is. and it's usually zero. normie Steve has not written a story since the 3rd grade when his teacher made him do it. he's very good at other things that are not storytelling - but if you tell normie Steve that you wrote a full 300-page book from start to finish, he will think you're some kind of savant. he does not know ANYONE else who has done this. you need this perspective. because when you're constantly on Let's Write Stories dot Com then everyone on Let's Write Stories dot Com will inevitably be like "oh of course everyone on earth has written a book or several at this point!" and you canNOT let yourself think that. that is not even close to the average human experience. you are in a bubble. do not put yourself down. do not give up.

May: I don't want to look like a NEPO BABY, MOM!!!!! Harry: I work at the firehouse that is named after my stepfather and is now captained by a guy I've known practically all of my life. I am a probie that tells a man that has worked here for years that if he wants to keep dating my sister, he'll have to leave the station. My pseudo brother stalked the fire chief to make sure I got a second chance. Nepotism forever <33333333

you know if you didnt want to get off the i-40 you didnt have to no one had a gun to your head no i had a buck in my ear oh so you just do whatever i tell you path of least resistance with you buckley so if i said jump off a bridge you would just do it oh you know actually i probably wouldnt even have to say it you'd already be jumping seeing as you have a death wish its not my death im wishing for right now oh its mine youre threatening me so we get a little lost a little off track and suddenly youre all dark and gloomy and i deserve to die here heres a fork put it in my neck put me out of my misery kill me eddie kill me now why not yall done the hell are you looking at not a thing we just dont see a lot of your kind around here is all whats that supposed to mean huh okay hey ignore it no no no i want to know what our kind is you tell me princess princess really how bout this stretch how bout we go outside and i show you princess okay okay hey hey we're not doing this id love to ladies eddie sit down no why dont you sit down buck eddie eddie shotgun clicks harley i think its about time you and your boys were home annoying your wives

he starts acting out the 98th trial and tribulation of evan buckley right there at the diner