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Bernie Sanders Voice: "Every renaissance italian deserves access to marble statuary where you can see the finger indentations carved in the naked lady's ass and if you wanna join our movement, go to Bernini for president dot com."

Skeptical of these results but let’s hear it for Albania

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

This was better than I imagined

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

The wife and the demon are the same person

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious