Cameron 🌹 Lockhart

I ordered Chinese last night, and I only now realized that I forgot to read the paper from my fortune cookie! 😭

Anyone with the chutzpah to wear all-white shoes out and about immediately earns my respect. I'm careful enough to get by without soiling a white shirt or pants (I even own a white hat), but our feet (and therefore our shoes) are always touching the nasty ground.

Being autistic, living downtown, and it being America's 250th anniversary really is the worst combination. The fireworks are extra loud this year, and it sounds like I'm in the middle of a warzone. 😖

Frankly, if it weren't for the recent wave of DSA wins, I wouldn't be feeling patriotic at all today. America's never been a perfect country, but it's certainly been a while since I last felt this optimistic that things will get better. 🇺🇸

If working in retail for two years has taught me anything, it's the sheer number of people who have never been told no in their lives.

Biscoff is one of the most overrated confections to ever exist.

Seeing all the Locker Diaries segments makes me confident that Phineas and Ferb could work in a school setting. Certainly better than Ed, Edd & Eddy, anyway.

Life in your late 20s is looking young enough to where everyone assumes you can't drink or buy M-rated games yet, but also looking old enough to where you can pass as your own parent and everyone assumes you have kids.

It never fails. Right when I get the idea to go wash my car, we get a heavy rain. 🙃

The Shadow Quiz minigame is so damn cheap sometimes. Most of the food items are on the same plate, which means they all look the same as silhouettes. I can count on one hand the number of times I've guessed them right. 🤬