Come On In

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

Buddy that thing doesn't even look like it knows where it parked its flying saucer

and you'll never get rid of me

*her

i went into the tattoo parlor and i was like ‘i scheduled a piercing’ and they were like ‘piercing’s are upstairs’ so i went up the stairs and there was a barber shop and i said i’d scheduled a piercing and they said ‘upstairs’ so i went up the stairs and there was a second tattoo shop and it was rly classic trad with two cartoon buff guys and they didn’t even let me talk, they said, ‘upstairs’ before i asked and then i went to the fourth floor and it was one single room the size of a closet with the piercer and the apprentice in the doorway like 👫🙂🙂

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate