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A dog and his butterfly buddy
loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

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best thing i learned today:Â âThe Loud Americanâ role in Japanese businesses
nobody asked but imma explain anyway
no idea how it came up, but my programming prof was talking about his friend who works for Nintendo Japan whoâs secondary role is The Loud American, and my prof explained what that was and how it came about
see, in Japan you do not talk back to your boss. you just donât, even if they have stupid ideas and want the company to act on them. Like Nissan did sometime back. But since the other employees couldnât do anything about this terrible idea that would ruin the company, they called in an American who had no reservations about telling the boss that their stupid idea was a stupid idea
and thatâs just become a role in Japanese businesses, where they keep an American on staff who plays up the American stereotype and tells the boss what the Japanese employees canât or wonât out of societal norms
HELL TO THE YES I would
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This is so pure.
This is so wholesome
Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip
I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is
https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.Â
CAT DAD IS BACK
aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;
HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!
This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen.Â
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âThis video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.â [X]
[Dad: Howâm I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Letâs see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: Youâre getting it through! Youâre almost done! Youâre doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddyâs trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: Youâre welcome! Dad: Iâm almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, youâre so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: Youâre welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. Youâre so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]
Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.
Me as a father
this is so pure
Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with âYouâre getting it through! Youâre almost done! Youâre doing a good job!â means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.
Everything about this video makes me happy.
She had the chance and she took it
âAmy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writersâ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. [âŚ] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I canât remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and âunladylikeâ, Jimmy Fallon [âŚ] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, âStop that! Itâs not cute! I donât like it.â Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. âI donât fucking care if you like it.â Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasnât there to be cute. She wasnât there to play wives and girlfriends in the boysâ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.â
- Tina Fey, Bossypants
This one never gets old.
How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance
Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed
Partner 2: Anxietyâ˘Â
Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.
BONUS:
How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

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Old People Restaurant Scam. You know the scam. Whine about perfectly good food to get some sort of comp.
In their old age, my parents befriended another older couple who would pull this stunt everywhere they went. After my mother told me a few stories about how their new friends had shown them how to get discounted or free meals, I felt like I was suddenly the responsible adult, concerned about the bad influence these people were on my parents.
While visiting my parents with my girlfriend, this other couple attended dinner with us. As I expected, the food was brought to the table and they immediately began dramatically complaining to one another about the quality/taste/temperature/etc. They were making a scene in order to attract the attention of the waitress. When our waitress returned to ask how we were doing, the miserable old bastard who played the lead role in their act took a deep breathe, struck a dramatic pose (with his hand raised to begin gesticulating for emphasis) and begaâI leaned forward and cut him off before he could finish the first word: âEverything is absolutely fantastic. Itâs all great! Thank you very much!â She smiled, and began her obligatory âGreat, well if you need anyââ when he made a second attempt. âWe come here all the time anââ. I didnât acknowledge that he was speaking at all, repeated that all was just as we ordered and thank her again.
He was stunned and thrown off from his routine by my interruption. During this pause the waitress walked away (It seemed clear that she knew what they were trying to accomplish). He turned bright red. I turned to my girlfriend and, smiling and without lowering my voice, stated how pitiful it is that some people could be dishonest, deceitful and put at risk the livelihood of a cook, server or hostess for a pathetic discount or a free early-bird special. My passive-aggressive reverse-parenting broke my parents of the habit in short time.
And baby boomers talk shit about Millennials being entitled
As a Jimmy Johns employee for three years, the largest demographic that scams us for sandwiches are older than 40.
merry christmas to everyone who didnât get presents today because their family couldnât afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldnât make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays werenât how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year