cal ridley

passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood

Fellas, this township is turning into a real clownship.

Me right before being hanged during the salem witch trials

i just wanna give a special shoutout to pineapples for being literally one of the best fruits in the world they’re sweet and juicy and everything a fruit should be

And they dissolve your flesh if you have it on your skin for too long!

love that!

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future.