i feel the need… the need for speed

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

when a ship involves one character being so utterly devoted to the other that its borderline religious????? when the devoted character is written to be seen as a sinner, or damned, or a non believer??? and the other character an angel or god-like???? i simply eat that shit UP how can you not??

5-25% off is a discount, 30-50% off is a deal, and 60-90% off is clearance. I'm TRUELY SICK of being lured to a clearance section for a measly 20% like please be serious

Red Bull is a cult that needs to sacrifice young bloods to appear powerful. Ferrari is a religion that mandates legends be slayed in their prime to appease God.

every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know”

Now that I've thought more about Red Bull posting Daniel on insta for the first time in months (other than the Max congratulatory video but that's different) I've come to the conclusion I actually kind of very much hate it, because once again they are just using Daniel to shield and distract from their own shitshow of a team/driver situation, which is precisely what they have done with him this entire season.

Also the complete lack of any leaks out of Red Bull this week shows that when they want to RBR are more than capable of keeping things quiet and under the radar. Which makes the way Daniel's exit was handled all the more gross and disrespectful. Like where's Ralf Schumacher and his insider info gone?? Where's Ralf Bach's article breaking Perez's retirement early on F1Insider??? Why does Perez get the respect that was so cruelly denied for Daniel?!?!.....

Now that I've thought more about Red Bull posting Daniel on insta for the first time in months (other than the Max congratulatory video but that's different) I've come to the conclusion I actually kind of very much hate it, because once again they are just using Daniel to shield and distract from their own shitshow of a team/driver situation, which is precisely what they have done with him this entire season.

Wait- this is actually so fun-

i’m gonna reblog this every time it appears on my dash. rhat’s my new rule

Hell yeahhh

This is how it must have been in the 1930s when people were robbing big banks during the Depression and the public loved them

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube