Call Of Duty Yaps

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Simon Riley wasn’t the type of man to listen to field medics, especially ones like you.

Whenever you saw him, he would disappear.

But one day, he was unconsciously muttering to himself “Useless piece of shit… can’t even tie a proper knot…”

You heard him. You always did.

The next time, it was in the field.

He had been sliced, stabbed and shot at, but was still going strong. Until his head started swimming and he collapsed against the wall.

“Ghost? LT, do you copy?” He heard Prices voice through the earpiece. It felt distant.

Then he heard footsteps. Quick and panicked.

“Ghost! Ghost? Oh god.” It was you.

You knelt next to him and went to clean the wounds, when he grabbed your wrist.

“Don’t… m’ not worth it….”

“And who told you that? I think you’re worth it.”

“I dunno, love. If I survive, what do I do?”

Red would try and kill her.

Kate would try and catch her.

“Too slow, sugar. Gotta be a lot faster t’ get me.” Red would taunt.

Until one day, Kate saw the red haired woman in a shelter.

With a black eye and nothing to her name but a quarter and a knife.

Red was comforting a little kid, because apparently one of the worlds most wanted people had the capability to be kind. And that is one of the reasons Kate fell in love with her. Because despite everything,

despite the blood,

the guns,

the constant pressure,

Details below the cut.

THANK YOU.

It does for everyone, eventually.

On really shit days, Price would often drag him to the local chippy, and would buy him a poke of chips.

Good chips.

Because that’s the kind of man John Price is.

(idea taken from @laswells-ashtray)

Price: Yelled at by a random American for wearing a shirt that said “I’m too gay for this.”

Ghost: said a teacher was a “clueless cunt” when said teacher was behind him

Soap: fell off the couch and hit his head off the side table during the Scotland v Haiti game

Gaz: tried to take a Pinterest style photo and got stung by a bee

Laswell: yelled at her mother for being abelist

Alejandro: drunkenly sung in Italian despite not knowing it

Rudy: carried two drunk friends that were heavier than him over his shoulder

Valeria: drop a knife on the floor by accident and the knife stuck in the floor

Price was mad.

Really mad.

This little shit was hurting his boy.

“Dad-” Said Kyle, pinned to a wall by a much bigger boy.

“Awww, is daddy coming to save his wittle baby-”

Thwack.

Price: “You’re one pubic hair short of a bush.”

Ghost: “Is it legal to steal a pen?”

Soap: “OF COURSE I’M ABELIST TO SEAGULLS.”

Gaz: “Oh look if it isn’t nobody because nobody wants me.”

Alejandro: “Bless you- oh wait it’s you, un bless you.”

Rudy: “PUT THE PEN DOWN NATHANIEL.”

Valeria: “Why did I ever decide to work with such whores.”

Laswell: “She’s hotter than the cheese toastie they served in the cafeteria.” (It was frozen.)