My Nerdy Safe Space

Simon watched in awe as the man danced. While he didn’t know the specific reason. He was also not one to really judge. For a hunter, being able to dance is definitely a unique skill. And there’s also the fact that he’s all dolled up. They’re on the outer wall, when the kid noticed him. And it was only by the good graces of Simon’s reflexes. That he didn’t go over, Simon leaned his own body weight back. So if they do fall, it would be with plenty of space on the wall. The normally cheery if not slightly angry kid. Looked a lot different right now, and it’s not just because he’s dressed up.

Ghost; Six foot four, built like a brick house, and immediately dives for cover. Eyes wide and not looking to die today. He loves the little gremlin, but he also knows. Damn well that Johnny isn’t wearing his glasses and his slap shots are lethal.

Price; Warned everyone then used the barricade as a shield

Gaz; Slid into the net and pulled it down around him

Keller; Didn’t understand the danger until it was too late.. he’s down one tooth.

Kate; Hid behind Nikolai

Graves; Learned his lesson from the last time and immediately hit the deck

Alejandro; Tried to deflect it

Rudy; Tackled Alejandro out of the way

This somehow felt familiar, being the designated teacher. They’d instated a new hunter, this close to a migration. He honestly doesn’t know what Elder Shepherd is thinking. But all the same, he met the guy at their training area. And first thing he noticed, is the eyes. Startling blue, as well as his longish black hair. And thirdly was his weapon, a hunting horn. Also known as, ‘the fuck you noise stick.’ It’s definitely a choice, given that’s more of a weapon for party hunts. But Simon knew he’s not one to judge. Given he used to rock the gunblade and shield. Which really just meant it was twice the work. When what he should’ve rocked was a bowgun. But that’s neither here nor there right now.

Ghost: *who just spewed tea into his mask* ok, first of all.. are you ok? And second of all, excuse me.. I need to uh.. be anywhere but here.

Patient: *eyes wide and says something panicked in Spanish.*

Soap: *immediately starts fighting for his life from suppressed laughter*

Price: *had to walk away due to laughter*

Ghost: *eyes narrowed looks at the little old lady, then the lady’s grand kid. Who’s also chuckling and then Johnny*

Soap: *choked on his spit, possessed by the spirit of Goofy. And managed to unlock the dying sequence.*

After the call

Ghost: *who knows damn well he understood what she said* Johnny what did she say?

Soap: *trying not to lose it laughing all over again* don’t worry about it

Gaz: *later that night* by the way? She called you a blonde beanstalk and that’s why Suds lost it laughing.

Simon Riley who’s a fire fighter and is damn good at what he does. Who can pick up a grown man one handed. And throw him over his shoulder if need be. Simon Riley, a unit of a man at six foot four. With blonde hair and dark brown eyes. He didn’t even think on it, when he noticed the ravenette.

He simply knelt down, “can you walk on it.” He asked then thought better of it, and before blue eyes. Could answer him, through his pained grimace. Simon hoisted him up and over his shoulder. One fluid motion, trying not to think. About how cute that gasp of surprise was. He’s a professional damn it, said cute guy didn’t say a word. He let Simon carry him out of the building like he weighed nothing.

It wasn’t until he’d set the man down outside. That Simon got a good look at his uniform. And it figures, the kid is EMS.. and Simon had jumped the gun. Fucking hell, he smiled some “before you ask big guy I’m ok. Bruised ego aside, just a roll.. what I wouldn’t give to have double jointed ankles.” Simon honestly once the adrenaline started wearing off started to chuckle. Finding humor in the fact that his hero syndrome kicked in. Almost exclusively when it came to seeing a hot guy in what he thought was distress.

Price: *who knows very well that Simon hates chocolate*

Soap: *opening up the candy bar and turns to Simon* open wide Lt

Simon: *internally wanting to pass away but knowing it’ll hurt Johnny’s feelings if he doesn’t.*

Simon: *anime face as he audibly chomps the offered candy bar and swallows it whole*

Price: *had to excuse himself because he was about to die of laughter*

Soap: Good boy Lt