i wouldn't mind

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

My mood today is Lorelai opening a bag of lettuce, dumping ranch dressing in it, shaking it, and proceeding to eat it out of the bag.

Doing online classes really just be like *has a list of assignments* *have no motivation what so ever* *watch random youtube videos* *stresses* *looks at assignment list again* *stresses more* *eat a snack* *sudden burst of productivity that last only about five minutes* *rewards self by checking phone* *stresses*

tumblr is just talking to yourself but for an audience

That’s called a soliloquy.

found the theatre kid. get em boys.

Making someone laugh after they’ve just finish crying is one of the most beautiful things to ever exist