They Call Me $tacey

Celebrities Who Look Like Mattresses

following back tons

floppy horsies

you had me at “hang on while i turn into a giant horse”

Do people just magically start liking coffee or do they go through some 6 months long purification ritual to finally like it

u try coffee for the first time and scald off all ur baby tastebuds and then after that ur adult tastebuds come in and u like coffee and prunes and the taste of despair.

are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head

when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book

And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me

carlisle

mostly nature

source of pale

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee