your boyish reassurance is not reassuring

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

I think the sadist Gerard also has to be a bitch like that + giggly and cutes sadist are the only two ways it works for me. I'm profoundly disinterested in Christian Grey type sadist Gerard in fanfics because that's just not their vibe

They're either beating you with the type of unrestrained glee typically reserved for teenaged girls upon seeing a box of kittens OR they're making such cutting comments while they tie you up that you start contemplating suicide for real

i need gerard to come back to social media for the express purpose of being cunty to people in comments

HER STRETCH MARKSSSSS OHHHHHH

I still can’t believe we got thursday penis thursboat thursday. literally a moment in history. ppl in ten years like damn remember thursday penis thursboat thursday? that was crazy. Mark your calendars

and also when i stopped shaving my underarms my body odour basically completely disappeared lmao. when i had sad bald scared naked armpits, deodorant barely did anything for me and i was always afraid to lift my arms. now that i actually have hair where it's supposed to be i barely smell at all after sweating a bunch. i smell great AND i'm hairy so what now. the next person i see arguing that body hair is unhygienic is getting fur superglued to them btw.

I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME. I don’t smell now that my armpit hair is long!!!!