sneaking into the ministry of complimentary reconditioning to add an activation phrase for boot humping videos with sound on to the shouty one's sleeper agent programming but the guards catch me and replace my concept of sexuality with an advertisement for dodger dogs

ray getting a femdom subplot was so out of the realm of consideration for me I feel like a delighted monarch being gifted some marvelous curiosity from a faraway land I keep chuckling indulgently to myself

I like how much more normal he’s being about it lol like there’s a distinct lady this is a bathtub feel. delightful contrast to gerard “gleefully succumbed to their role as the main character in a bad end porn game” way

"frank is fat now ew" KILL YOURSLEF

can we stop saying sorry women when we want to talk about sylvia/mary anne/the secretary. you're allowed to have perverted nasty thoughts about women. it's actually encouraged

okay im going to make a more detailed post later but you would not fucking believe how often ray and gerard just like. beam at each other while theyre onstage 

"gerard is a woman" well we probably can't be 100% sure. "gerard is viewed as 'non-man' enough to where people misinterpret everything they do as having to be completely literal and not ever a self-aware metaphor (or a joke!)" this we can't possibly deny