It's Just One of Those Days...

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my most beloved gracelings

get OFF

I'm fat and my weight doesn't play a part in my day to day conversations, or plans, or friendships. Why can't I have that on tv?

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

but what if