Give me all your attention

As soon as I can’t resist and have to accept that it’s happening, I go fully catatonic. I calmly stand up, completely vacant behind the eyes and hollow in the mind, robotically walk to the toilet, kneel down, and puke without a sound. No groaning, no retching noises, just pure dissociative action.

kamala and joe biden

i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars

"I got owned today. And yes, I get owned constantly"

Why do people keep insisting on pitting bad bitches against each other like this. They need to team up and take out that homewrecker Jolene.

Sweet, you added Caroline. And Here's to you for remembering Mrs Robinson as well.

Where's Roxanne?

Stuck at the red light