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You, a normal human: short for family

Inktober3:roasted

ok consider this:

Roy: Riza, look, I’m melting butter.

Havoc: Are the Elrics awake yet?

Riza: It’s still nap time, but they’ll be awake soon?

Havoc: And where’s the Colonel?

Batman Comics The Avengers or X-Men movies Orphan Black American Horror Story Orange is the New Black Marvel’s Runaways Stranger Things

Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil Steven Universe BNHA Naruto Boruto: Naruto Next Generations Attack On Titan Princess Jellyfish Ouran High School Host Club Hetalia Rosario + Vampire Fairy Tail Deathnote Fullmetal Alchemist Sword Art Online Vampire Knight Little Witch Academia Devilman Crybaby The Pet Girl Of Sakurasou Yuri On Ice Fate series Darling in the FranXX Cowboy Bebop Kimi No Na Wa/ Your Name Killing Stalking All Miyazaki & Studio Ghibli Films

karkat: BOOM! ROASTED.

so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way), i text my mom: “hey, can you ask dad would like for his birthday?”

her response is “well he really likes your animals, why don’t you draw (our real-life dog) in that style?”

now bear in mind my mom doesn’t get what i do, or my dad for that matter, so i figure that she doesn’t understand the ramifications of that suggestion. she doesn’t quite see how slapping two hands and a pair of breasts on our real-life dog would be fucking weird. but note also that it was a suggestion that she came up with, not him, so i reply:

“can you just ask him yourself”

she responds “i was just giving you an idea, why don’t you ask him”

“he never texts”

“i will tell him to text you”

and that brings us to