Sleep deprived

After the visit from Bingge Bingmei's just like 'holy shit Shizun really did just turn me gay! And it made me a better person somehow?!? I didn't have a chance that other Binghe was falling for him too and it had only been a few hours!!! Shizun is so powerful... 😳'

Binghe going forth into the world fully convinced that you can make someone gay but it's only to their benefit if you do.

say what you like about him but i have a lot of respect for luo binghe’s courtship methods. like he tried the “look what you’re missing out on” approach okay, he gave it a fair go. “look how cool and hot and powerful i am” is a straight up classic and he had it nailed down, he had his evil sword and dramatic poses to strike, he was locked tf in. but then when that failed to work he pivoted like a champion, going from his sexy badass persona to full-on sad kitten out in the rain, and i don’t think he gets enough credit for that. he is a grownass demonic emperor with subjects and presumably a lot of enemies looking for weakness, and yet he has fully committed to the untried and extremely specific “warbling baby bird” approach to wooing shen qingqiu. he is wailing and clinging to the best of his exceptional ability, all dignity abandoned, to get his man. that’s dedication.

My current favourite sequence from gsgw is Kim Soleum going ‘wow thankfully blue mascot agreed to cooperate with me’ meanwhile the Blue Mascot is like ‘you are my child. i will give you everything i have’