Oh No I'm in a Critical Hole

every time someone is like "i'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop with orym" im like. do u not understand. he is just a little guy. he is continuing the long storied halfling tradition of being just a little guy like sam, frodo, pippin, merry, and bilbo before him. an overwrought convoluted backstory with a massive twist does not a good character make and if every member of a party did that it'd be so tired by the end. sometimes what you really need is just a little guy. to be there. to feel it all. to understand when no one else does. to carry the weight of the big big world on their small small shoulders. and orym? he is just a little guy.

The thing is, Chet is a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag who is often busting it down sexual style, and as last episode made it clear, he is goated on the sauce!

thinking some Thoughts about Mollymauk and his connection to the Moonweaver, Caleb's hometown of Blumenthal being very heavy on worship to the Dawnfather, and Essek's entire society worshipping the Luxon.

artagan wasn't a god until jester decided he was. and then he was. do u ever think abt that. jester lavorre what are you

do u ever think about that little bloo tiefling girl. how she created one god and then killed another. simply by believing that she could. hello

and, and I cannot stress this enough, love was a major part of the equation both times,, yeah of course she loved artagan so much that he became a god yeah sure that's a fairytale we've all heard. but. she loved molly so much that lucien died. like she said "we love you so much and we want you back" at the thing that used to be her friend and it broke lucien's brain just enough that molly could overpower him and finish the job himself. do you ever think about it.

delilah "I broke the world for you" briarwood would have an aneurysm if she found out some kid on the other side of the planet is repeatedly aligning the starts on accident thru the power of love n friendship. she also very much flipped some 120yr old evil war criminal wizards world upside down just by existing near him. miss jester lavorre regularly repeatedly steps into the coldest darkest most loveless places and paints curtains. makes a window where there wasn't one before. lets the light in. i love her.

caleb widogast is easily the most character of all time. he's traumatized. he's autistic. he's bisexual. he's polyamorous. he's a ginger. he has a german accent. he does magic. he has a cat. his best friend is a mean lesbian that punches him a lot. he killed his parents. he looks like a hobo. he's new in town.