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not my circus however the monkeys appear to be holding me hostage

not my circus but i bought a ticket and now the monkeys are holding the audience members at gunpoint???

girl help the monkeys are shooting an hostage every hour their demands go unmet

What are the demands?

honestly extremely reasonable? safer working conditions, end of corporate scrip, strikebreakers no longer *technically* allowed to use tear gas, dietary improvement (bananas are NOT a staple food for monkeys it so transpires)

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

we NEED to get fruitier

to be honest even if vaccines did cause autism i would rather live in a world where everyone is vaccinated and some of those people have autism than an unvaccinated autismless world. like ok whatever. would you rather have autism or polio. autism or measels. idk about yall but im choosing autism every time. its not even a hard choice.

I dunno man the more history I read the more I’m convinced that maybe every society in history is “bad” to some degree but they’ve also got cool things about them and you can keep trying to get better so like yeah