Dreaming

no patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument -_-

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

easily a contender for post of the decade

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans

IM FUCKING LOOSING IT

One sip of this and your batteries corrode

This has the most intense "Little Girl Making Potions Out Of Leaves And Puddle Water At Recess" vibes I've seen in a while. It's exquisite watching his joy making this but also you should absolutely not put this in your body.

Small children choosing to interact with you is the biggest compliment, like a random baby waving at you on the bus, a child asking you a question at a restaurant. That shit is immaculate.

anyway! the banana bread vendor at the farmers market is called "better than sex" but this year they changed it to "almost better than sex" which means the bread is just worse this year or girlie got some good dick since last summer

Wait this rules.

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

There is literally no way to anticipate how this video ends

This is the greatest plot twist in cinematic history