Cassandra

(lots of ISWM spoilers an theorizing ahead!)

So, let’s talk about Mrs. Whitacre for a moment.

(or Miss, or whatever name she would prefer now.) A nice old lady who bakes cookies for everyone and tries her best to help even though she is in no way qualified to deal with the emergencies on the ship.

She shows up in both the first and second half of ISWM, first when you try to get help from the crew while Mark is around, and then when you just push the big red button to blow everything up.

ストーリー分岐とエンディング(特殊エンディング含む)自分用まとめです。

Yesterday my sister and I got envelopes from Cloak, Mark's clothing brand. Absolutely unprompted.

Within the envelope was the above card. But that's not where it ends ok. Of course it's not. This is Mark we're talking about.

When you flip the card over, it has a phone number.

(323) 218-7959 is the number. (California based of course)

Calling this number results in a few rings before a prerecorded message plays.

You may call this number, but please be aware that it is potentially triggering. There are two computer generated voices, first a woman, then a man.

It starts with the woman saying "help me" and then is followed by the man. Something about "we tried to stop them" and "we should have taken our vitamins" (roughly, and the male voice said other stuff but it's 1:20 am and I'm not calling it again right now). The message ends with the woman's voice saying "tell my family I love them" and then it hangs up.

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

bruh Mewtwo knows what’s up 

One whole minute of a deaf Kitty getting excited that her owner is home 

PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW tagless version under the cut

7/20/21

(but technically 5/28/21)

Video from @KoopmanSie on Twitter in which Mark Fischbach (Dave) films a scene.

Video Description:

Mark (as Dave) is in front of a grey fence. He starts on the ground and rises to his feet. He’s seemingly staring straight into the camera. He’s wearing his black jacket in this scene, possibly indicating the scene is from earlier on in the series. A small crew stands nearby recording the scene.

Picture Description:

The original tweet that accompanies the video reads: “ATTN #MARKIPLIER TWITTER!! Mark is filming for Edge of Sleep in my town and I’m beyond excited! Everyone thanks my mum for recording outside her work! @/markiplier”