Caitlin The Greatlin

being in your twenties is literally so fucking inhumane. and during a pandemic. Oh my god

time traveler hyping themself up for the 1920s: it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1

if she’s your girl then why does her leitmotif appear in part of my battle theme :/

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

was i okay

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

I am currently cringing at this.

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

I literally want to bite you

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.

for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??

As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.

noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????

Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.

i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure

“Halloween 10: The Fuckering”

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You’ve heard of cucumber now get ready for ¿Que?cumber.

Holding her like a talisman

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

Art appreciation