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Howdy! I'm Hyde 🌿 I'm ENFJ 7w6; 20 y/o

Preferred pronouns: ne/nem/nir

Diagnosed bipolar/anxiety/ADHD; I'm into:

-paranormal 👻

-cryptozoology 👽

-insects (especially mantids, moths, and isopods) 🪲

-dinosaurs 🦖

Basically just a huge science and biology nerd. I'm no expert and am always willing to have a conversation and learn more ^-^ I'm also light into history so feel free to infodump at me (you wanna know about Napoleon? You're gonna find out, trust).

I'm androgynous or whateva, I present female most of the time but I consider myself to be a little dude or creature lmao.

I'm multifandom so expect my posts to be, well, kind of all over the place.

My main fandoms:

-blue lock ⚽️

-helluva boss 😈

-dragon ball 🐉

-Rent a Girlfriend 🗑

-the umbrella academy 🌂

-Les Miserablès 🎩

My kins are Stolas and Sèance (04, Klaus Hargreeves) and my fave ever is Vegeta (ask me about my shrineeeeee)

Games? Oh right. I play

-Minecraft

-Sims

-Roblox

So hmu if u wanna play together or chat. 🎮

Other hobbies of mine are reading, writing, watching horror movies, yoga and meditation, and making pizza (oh how I miss it some days). I also occasionally sketch birds and bugs, one day it would be cool to write and illustrate my own children's book I think 🤩.

Unless stated, no photos or art belong to me; I read artists' criteria on reposting and I credit where I can, but we all make mistakes so don't ever hesitate to correct me.

My discord is gothpuke, we can talk if you aren't WEIRD (in yk the bad way).

Yep yep, and everything else you need to know about me including links will be in my Carrd.

My tags

Art: #bzzingbrush

Rants: #caffcrap

Writing: #hydescribe

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astrangerlately

cadoized

the-trash-eating-llama

Judis sus

dynasoar5

sauropod dancer. digital charcoal and pastel on textured paper

doriangraysrockcollection

I have the “furry” tag filtered because I have a… not a phobia, really, but a squick about mascots and a lot of furry art has that feel

I was not expecting to see “This post contains filtered tags: furry” when scrolling for “post impressionism.” Curiosity got the best of me, and I am so glad it did because this is a masterpiece

dynasoar5

glad i could make the cut

one-time-i-dreamt

therottenkingsreckoning

Truth emerging from the dirt to shame mankind

blueherin

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heytatertot

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

meg-moira

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

onenicebugperday

I LOVE Entomology. I really want to be an Entomologist, and seeing all these bugs makes me really happy tbh. <3

I'm glad! I hope you're able to become an entomologist one day :)

catchymemes

resqectable

“Close your eyes and imagine the best version of you possible. That’s who you really are, let go of any part of you that doesn’t believe it.”

— C. Assaad

electric-demons-in-love

For my fellow Valentino fans, I found a song on Spotify sung by his voice actor and I wanted to share it here since it’s not on YouTube or Tunes. It has very Staticmoth vibes ❤️

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palaeosinensis

Two cave art inspired Megaloceros bucks creating their own thunder in the grass. This is a subsection of something bigger I was trying, but this is lovely on its own.

The noise and swirling faint patterns are anti-AI measures and are not present on the actual art print.

pareris

You know this scene?

Ofc you do.

Now please look at Val's face:

and at Vox's:

Idk but yall but this is all the proof I need to say that these two were making out before this.

BECAUSE LOOK OKAY, SURE THE LINES ARE KINDA INCONSISTENT IT FLICK IN AND OUT OF VOXS DESIGN BUT WE DONT SEE VALENTINO WITH THAT LINE ANY OTHER TIME

NO LINE.

BUT HERE?????

LINE. LINE. LINE.

the-casbah-way

i genuinely don’t understand why everyone thinks valentino is infinitely worse than vox? and i’m saying this as someone who loves vox - he’s my favourite character in the whole show, and i’m actually pretty indifferent to valentino so i’m not saying this because i like him and want to defend him. sure there is evidence that val is physically abusive but they’re in fucking hell? of course they’re all terrible people and they do shit like that? from what we’ve seen vox is manipulative, shallow and toxic and he clearly has aggressive tendencies - i mean, he literally tells sir pentious to kill himself. he’s not exactly a saint. half the reason i love he and val’s dynamic is that they’re both fucked up horrible people who deserve each other in a weird and toxic way. vox is an asshole and he’s clearly capable of being just as terrible as val but just in different ways. we see more of val’s worst side because of his relationship with angel but that doesn’t mean vox is an innocent victim of val and that val is more evil than everyone else in the show. i think people just take it out on val because he’s abusive to vox and angel who are fan favourites

lua-cor-de-rosa

So in my “will-i-won’t-i” with Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss (where I procrastinate and don’t watch the shows and only absorb the content through TikTok, Tumblr and sometimes Twitter) I came across Staticmoth/ VoxVal.

I saw the scene with Angel and Valentino. His abuse and disgusting behavior. I have an idea on how this moth asshole behaves.

And I have seen some people think that their relationship would be toxic, that Vox and Val, if the predictions are correct and become (or are revealed to be) a couple, would beat the shit (physically, mentally and emotionally) out of each other on the regular, but I think the idea that him and Vox having a healthy relationship could be such a punch to the gut plot wise.

Because that would mean Valentino IS capable of understanding consent. He KNOWS what working with someone else means without disrespect. He FULLY knows what sex is supposed to be like.

But that’s is between equals. Vox? His equal. Fellow overlord.

Angel? His property. Why would he give a shit about his thing?

gabrielsbubblegumbitch

Does anyone else remember hazbin crew roleplaying during Helluva Boss streams??? Or is it just me??????

caffeinebzz

I like that everyone's a mod except Val. They couldn't trust him

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caats

moss-is-a-frog

(Grabbing my friend who just read my writing and shaking them violently) TELL ME WHAT YOU HATE ABOUT IT

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