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okay but why was he kinda…
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Please someone tell me I'm not insane for this.
LOOK AT VELVETTE'S PHONE CASE
It's <3, but its also 3V (the three Vees).
That is so damn cute and brilliant attention to details omg
I love that Velvette has a dumb hat just like her dads
Just your typical stupid evil family with their stupid evil hats
poor baby was not having a good day
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the Vees being all of us watching ep 8
Bless their evil little hearts I love the Vees so so much it's insane
I’ve seen people declare them all as a tumblr sexyman so let’s figure this out once and for all:
Ultimate Tumblr Sexyman
Lucifer
Alastor
Vox
DEFINITELY overanalysing this, but I need to explain why, DESPITE ALASTOR'S POPULARITY AS A TUMBLR SEXYMAN, Vox fits the trope best without question.
First, if we go by the Onceler being the OG tumblr sexyman blueprint, out of the three, Vox fits the bill the closest. Evil and kinda pathetic skinny white capitalist overlord with a dumb top hat and an underlying inferiority complex who has lost (or inevitably will lose) their power as the narrative progresses.
All these fools have the common requirements for a tumblr sexyman: the popular, the formal wear (can I add that the Onceler, Alastor, Vox, and Lucifer ALL have some form of striped tailcoat suit and that is such a specific article of clothing for them to have), the skinny, the not really human, the issues™️, the moral ambiguity, blah blah blah. (Look, Vivziepop has a tendency to make all of her characters varying degrees of tumblr sexyman.)
IMO Lucifer is not really a tumblr sexyman because he is not evil enough. He may be the dEvIL fROm tHe BibLe but in the show, he's just a depressed dad and a fallen angel who didn't even do anything heinous to get cast out of heaven (he gave humans free will??? that's it???).
Alastor has been cemented as a tumblr sexyman ever since the release of the Hazbin Hotel pilot. I'm not denying his status as one.
BUT is Vox the ultimate tumblr sexyman? Without a doubt.
HALP WHY IS HE SO GOOFY
I love him, your honour.
Dunno why they made the devil so muppet-coded but I am very thankful for it
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they mean so much to me actually.
So turns out that one of the Vees's products IS a love potion...
... just contrary to popular belief, it's by Velvette.
Still, it looks like Valentino had some part in it, and I guess one way of getting a leg up on Asmodeus would be to do the stuff that's in his jurisdiction but he's explicitly against.
Ik it's a dumb theory but it makes me think Val and Oz have the same kind of rivalry as Vox and Alastor where the Vees are so pathetically desperate for the other's approval and simultaneously trying to prove that they're better.
You know this scene?
Ofc you do.
Now please look at Val's face:
and at Vox's:
Idk but yall but this is all the proof I need to say that these two were making out before this.
BECAUSE LOOK OKAY, SURE THE LINES ARE KINDA INCONSISTENT IT FLICK IN AND OUT OF VOXS DESIGN BUT WE DONT SEE VALENTINO WITH THAT LINE ANY OTHER TIME
NO LINE.
BUT HERE?????
LINE. LINE. LINE.
I have not seen anyone talking about these. GUYS. THEY HAVE VOXSICLES.
And can we please talk about how smart their whole marketing and PR strategy is? From the whole "trust us" thing that Vox was doing in episode 2 and the buzzword jibber jabber that Vox does to the reporters and now this.
You're not going to feel threatened by the faces on your popsicles. They are adorable.
Val and Velvette look especially harmless and I think that's one of the ways they trap souls into their control. Vox is exploitative without a doubt but as of episode 4, it doesn't seem he works closely with staff (he's mostly working administratively, being the frontman for the Vees, doing ads, etc things you can do on your own). On the other hand, Valentino and Velvette have to work with other sinners (Valentino needs sex workers and Velvette needs models). In that case, it makes total sense to have those two look cutesy and benign.
hey bitch. this could’ve been us but you decided to be straight.
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I'm pretty sure someone already noticed these, but here we go.
so, during my probably fifth rewatching of INSIDE, I noticed a few things I wanted to point out.
you know how there are a lot of lines repeated throughout the special…
like these: ‘if you wake up in a house that’s full of smoke/don’t panic, call me and i’ll tell you a joke’ and etc
and the person's response to that is: ‘you’re really joking at a time like this’
the person called bo and probably doesn’t expect him to make a joke out of their situation
they called him because they wanted solutions to stop the fire
obviously, if you’re looking to fix your bad situation and you call a friend and the first (and possibly only) thing he does is make a joke out of it, you’d be pissed
but then, that’s the thing bo’s doing throughout the whole show
he’s making a joke out of the situation and he doesn’t really do anything to so-called ‘solve’ it
he’s creating a special about how fucked up the world is, and at least to his eye, he’s not offering up any solutions or doing anything to fix it whatsoever
it’s basically bo satirising on his whole special and like he does in the most of INSIDE, he loathes himself for doing 'only' comedy
i may be stupid just realising this now
so… today i found out:
rob got a nomination for best actor
danny got a nomination for best supporting actor
and mythic quest got a nomination for best streaming series (comedy)
from the hollywood critics association!!
