Narcissistic Human Disaster

im happy for him

He got sixth place actually

Is there a LOTR/Hobbit fanfic out there where Tolkien gets sucked into his own books and has a grand old time?

Tom Bombadil. It’s cannon. :)

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?!?

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake. Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

You ARE the guy from ratatouille. Accept your fate

art imitates life

The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.

♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪

He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene

parvati and padma deserved way better yule ball dates, honestly

Miscellaneous… I’m dead

since “what are those” exists in the marvel universe, it’s safe to assume that vine does as well. the “it is wednesday my dudes” vine was posted in 2015, and civil war was released in 2016, so it can be argued that the vine has an entirely new layer of comedy in the marvel universe, as spiderman didn’t exist when the vine was posted, and the man in the vine is just wearing a bizarre costume with no cultural meaning or reference. it can be concluded that peter parker designed his costume based off the “it is wednesday my dudes” guy. in this essay i will—

OP. W H E R E ’ S T H E E S S A Y

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

what