Week ending: 9th July
A parade of rock and roll ladies, this week! How exciting!
Hello Susie - Amen Corner (peaked at Number 4)
Not to be confused with the Everly Brother's Wake Up Little Susie, this is a fresh number from everybody's favourite Welsh rockers. And true to form, this is a high-energy, bop-your-head number, lots of energy and bite to it, with some rocking guitar mixing with horns and some really solid drumming. With Andrew Fairweather Low wailing away over the top, giving it his all in his gloriously Welsh accent, you've got something that I do kind of like.
I will say, it's quite hard to parse what Andrew's actually singing, though, which does somewhat obscure the fact that the lyrics are actually telling a story. It's a bit of a strangely-told one, though. People are sat around waiting for somebody, a red carpet has been laid out as they're all waiting for her to come. But then looking through the band I see her waving her hands at me. This is Susie, who runs over, causing a scene. But I don't think the red carpet's for Susie, I think the band's actually meant to be playing at a royal visit of some kind? Hence the line about how her arrival shook the crowd enough to sway the interest from the queen. But it's not really made very obvious. Susie's then playing a transistor radio, I think, drowning out the band entirely, loud enough to stop the show. Very specific, very weird, not very clear at all.
But whatever, the second half of the song is just the chorus repeated, and this is definitely the most enjoyable part of it, that repeated hello Susie, hello Susie, tell me the news about yourself / Hello Susie. hello Susie, tell me that you've enjoyed yourself. It's a big, dumb line, catchy and bright and probably fun to scream with your friends in sing-along fashion. I suspect, as I often do with this kind of song, that anybody actually called Susie must have gotten heartily sick of this song about a week after it hit the charts. You just know that all of their friends and family spent a month just periodically popping up like "hello Susie, hello Susie!"
Honky Tonk Women - The Rolling Stones (1)
And then, the Rolling Stones. It's been a while, hasn't it? A quick google tells me it's been just over a year, in fact, and without even any lower-charting hits in-between, just Jumpin' Jack Flash at Number 1 and then nothing for a full year, and then this. What were they doing in the intervening time? Well, they did release an album, Beggar's Banquet, back in December, plus they were touring a bunch. Oh, and founding member Brian Jones left the band and then died, so they had to find a replacement. Which sounds like a mess, I can't blame them for not putting a tonne of singles out in-between all that, honestly.
Whatever the case, this is a heck of a track to come back with. In some ways it's the Rolling Stones going back to their country rock roots, with a song that feels very American, electric, but very bluesy, all about a man drinking in some old Western saloon-style bar, unable to get his ex off his mind. It starts sparse, just a cowbell and a pounding drum beat, but then the guitar kicks in with a riff that will carry the song. Once the vocals come in, you get these noodly little fills between the lines, and by the time you hit the chorus, it's all in double-time and you've got backing harmonies, it's a satisfying way to amp the energy up. Throw in a good old-fashioned sax solo, and you've got a proper rock and roll song, one that gets into a cool groove and just rides it all the way to the end.
But the strongest bit of this might be the lyrics, which conjure up an evocative image of this sleazy world of dive bar prostitution, or at least the sort of disreputable ladies you get hanging round that kind of establishment, as Mick Jagger sings nasally and kind of disjointedly about how I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis / She tried to take me upstairs for a ride / She had to heave me right across her shoulder / 'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind. This is a lot. It's raunchy, but there's also almost a comedy element to it, as you imagine this delicate, pretty barroom beauty heaving Mick around like a sack of potatoes, very no-nonsense, very un-ladylike. And the physicality of it's also really obvious.
We then jump to New York, but it's the same story, with a divorcée who covers him in roses, and then she blew my nose and then she blew my mind. Again, we've got the contrast of the glamour of a lusty New York divorcée, a private apartment, a carpet of roses, and then in one of the smuttiest but also one of the grossest lines we've encountered yet, this coy and kind of prosaic way of describing what's clearly meant to be a sexual encounter (she blew your "mind", sure Mick). Like the last vignette, it's very physical, very unsentimental and honestly, Mick doesn't seem all that into it. Yes, his mind is blown, he clearly enjoys whatever she's doing. But he doesn't sound like a very active participant. And this despite that fact that if we take "honky-tonk women" to be prostitutes, he's quite possibly paying them for the pleasure. But he's so fixated on the song's mysterious addressee that he comes off as disengaged, letting these drunken hook-ups unfold without ever really pursuing it, it's just a distraction, unable to really fix the underlying issue.
(I should also say here that there was also reportedly a third verse that only ever got performed live which featured Mick wandering the streets of Paris naked, and taking up with a whole group of sailors - evidently this was too controversial to commit to vinyl, and fair enough, I'm genuinely not sure that 1969 was ready for that, much as the Stones did like pushing boundaries. Imagine if they had though...well. What a world that would be.)
Two proper rockers, this week. Which is nice, I'm still a rock girl at heart. One felt like it had significantly more to say than the other, though, I'm afraid. Even if we did have to put up with the gross nose-blowing line. Also, the Rolling Stones continue to be weird about women. But that's almost a given at this point, and honestly, I think Mick comes off this one looking as bad if not worse than the titular honky-tonk women.
Favourite song of the bunch: Honky Tonk Women












