I Am Trash

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

Realizing I'm somebody's longterm follower who they don't follow back but check in on every so often. This is what's happening when you see the [Following] in your notes

The thing about the all-wine-tastes-the-same-to-me phenomenon is that you can encounter it in literally any sphere of human experience. I can talk about high-budget versus low-budget stop motion animation and immediately be confronted with the fact that most folks reading the post genuinely cannot tell the difference between Ray Harryhausen and Robot Chicken.

I was talking about my appreciation for shitty low-budget stop motion and people in the notes were chiming in like yeah, I love Wallace & Gromit too.

There's somebody in the notes of this very post who attempted to enumerate their favourite high-budget stop motion productions and included the Rankin/Bass Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in the same list as Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio.

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

it’s been 17 years since “a young man stood in his bedroom”

crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

Fińàncial Harm

My divorced cousin is asking me for tips on how to ask his trans coworker out and I'm like.... I don't know my friend the LGBTQ doesn't actually share a hivemind

Take her out to see twin peaks fire walk with me at an indie cinema or to watch Ethel cain live

Ok any suggestions that aren't potential microaggressions