Kouyou dressed him

This mf went and got the crown Prince of Briar Valley high while making omelets wtf is wrong with them

So Chuuya comes home to his husband curled up like a cat on said couch and his chest fills with warmth as he picks Dazai bridal-style up and murmurs, “Stupid mackerel, why didn’t you go to our bed.”

And Dazai wakes up, but is sleepy and Chuuya’s arms are warm, so he just wiggles closer to him in his arms and nuzzles his face into the crook of his neck. “Chibi’s the stupid one, I can’t sleep without my ugly slug.”

And Chuuya snorts and rolls his eyes as he carries Dazai to their bedroom, asking, “And what were you doing just now, dumbass?” Dazai is too fuzzy and sleepy to keep up their bickering; instead a soft “Waiting for Chuuya.” slips out.

Imagine the pm and ada on a joint mission and it somehow ends in skk and sskk in a car together with dazai driving.

sskk are in the backseat and while Atsushi looks visibly mortified and scared for his life, Akutagawa is more subtle about it. He looks almost normal. Until you really pay attention and notice the clenched knuckles resting on his thighs and his eyes twitching.

Their mentors are completely unaware of their state. Dazai has a stupid grin on his face as he drives, determined to break every traffic law ever and Chuuya has his head out of the window, looking very much like a kid whose parents agreed to get mcdonalds.

"Take the next right!" The mafioso yells and Dazai swerves hard, missing the fire hydrant by an inch and Atsushi swears, swears, his heart stopped for 5 seconds. Chuuya hollers in excitement.

Chuuya squishing Dazai’s cheeks as Revenge!!

Just out here hurting my own feelings on the daily 😘

(in desperate need of softer world au’s of these two)