c.a. elenath

I am enjoying my headcanon of the Cullen household today with Carlisle in his England jersey absolutely about to live fully into “23-year-old football fan” like he has never done before. While everyone else is sitting there going “You predate Cromwell and have lived in the US for two centuries, why are you singing ‘My Country Tis of Thee’ with the wrong words?”

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater

Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it

HALSAKAJKAKSK

Reblogging purely for that last one.

Food science: FOR FUCKS SAKE LICK IT

Meteorology: you can try using a plane but also lick it from the ground? Also look out for lightnings, you should not lick those