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the fact that they had time to set this all up without the cats absolutely decimating it is a feat in and of itself

caught the tail end of a radio commercial for a regional aquarium and it said “do it for the gelatinous zooplankton” and that’s who we’re living for today friends

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‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

can someone recite this mantra to me daily pls

I am DYING to know what their parents are like that their kids all turned out like this

stop telling kids hell is real

not to be secular but the being that made the universe isnt reading your thoughts and weighing them against a book of rules to decide if you will get torn apart by demons forever or go to six flags with gramgram

and the important part of this isn't that you're wrong it's that treating this as the default human experience is literally madness and makes you unhealthy and dark

Was expecting classist bullshit, got the exact opposite

This is so ubelievably important and I hate that I have to keep re-explaining it to people.

Turn on the sound

Me introducing myself

Why am I laughing so much

This is great

I’m not legally allowed to talk about who I am.

I wish to marry this woman

It’s honestly kinda fucked up that robot sex dolls can’t choose if or when to have sex or with whom, I know the discourse isn’t there yet but it will be in about 100 years and I’m ready for this discussion

When you are into cyberpunk, but cyberpunk isn’t here yet and you’re on a budget.

I will always reblog all of these.

The lens eyebrow piercing one is so cool I downloaded the original image, printed it out and pinned it on my corkboard

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck