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#new pinned yippee #yes my name is dick i’m 25+ and my ao3 is the same as my user #president of the mexican waterboy truthers

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peteneems

#me for the millionth time to anyone who will hear abt how my car doesn’t have ac and i commute almost an hour to work #[checks the weather app for tomorrow]#[smiles big and bright w shiny eyes at the beautiful 92 degrees when i get off work and cook my brain in my car home]

thought of waterboy being blond and gagged sorry

#my soaking wet shirley temple would never.

watermech tik tok in question btw

#falling to my knees and clutching my chest #watermech #video

saw a watermech edit on tik tok that made me a person again

#like wow. those two men standing next to each other and interacting ARE in love

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lightoftheseraph

Having ADHD is like....I have to...work up the energy to watch...a new television show 😩

#i think this is why im addicted to vertical shorts rn.

why-i-love-comics

Marvel Swimsuit Special: Brand New Beach Day #1 (2026)

pin-up by Dan Panosian

context:

#and NUDE #letra where are you girl get on rivals w me and put the giggle mods on #marvel

luxfuxxvii

not now kitten. daddy only planned the first half of his wip, and now he has to figure out what the fuck to do for the other half.

#no you see i have everything planned i just don’t wanna write it amen

improbablecarny

people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

improbablecarny

horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.

improbablecarny

this is what I mean by anti-intellectualism btw

owlgoddess24

double reblogging to offer my letterboxd list of horror recommendations for the people in the notes asking what they should watch. 75 movies and counting, tons of options, all of them great.

#everyone go watch house of wax (2005) NOW!!!!!

kalyug

so real

#MEMEMMEMEMEEEEEEE i say unhealthily as i skip to tha casino for the fifth time that week #sent to me tag

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dinomoder

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

#finally watched this movie w kayla and i really liked it #will never blog or talk abt it tho god bless

i got in so much trouble because of that tag

sacred-portal

#genuinely did this mid foreplay and she still let me hit

kidzbopdeathgrips

ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing

#this but when i got diagnosed by multiple people with scurvy

can i make a confession.. i dont gaf abt— [is shot before i can finish my sentence leaving me still honorable and angelic in my mutuals’ eyes]

#i told kayla i’m going to sleep so i can’t post this on neko #but trust me future me you will post it unredacted there and be free in your heart amen

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nyadversary

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

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update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

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i have terrible news about the economy