Cabbycornhole

was playing splatoon anarchy battles earlier and after a few matches with one team i decided to leave because i thought they were not very good and i might have better luck on a different team. and the second. i go back in and get put on a new team. the opponents. are my former teammates. i felt like such a traitor. a cephalopod turncoat. i am sorry for my betrayal. i did however emerge victorious so maybe the team did suck a little bit.

modern Seinfeld episode where elaine gets terf bangs by accident and worries shes to going to be recognized as a trans ally any more 

Yeah, “matpat met the pope while representing the YouTube gaming community” is actually even more ridiculous so I’m not sure context makes this one better

oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties

remembering some guy in a discord server talking shit and like nobody there was on his side but he kept reacting to his own messages with ☝️ and ✅ to make it look like someone agreed with him

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look