Zen

pls ignore everything I ever said I would do. Or wouldn’t do. I’m no longer a reliable narrator about my own activities.

being quarantined with your family is just like *hereditary dinner scene* 

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

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