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i adore all of the stupid little names they give to the shittiest jobs on the market. if its something like “team member :)” you KNOW youll be in tears by the end of the day. just saw target use “guest advocate”. i assure you, customers dont need advocates, they WILL stand up for themselves and we both know it 

baby ill be your cringe if youll be my fail

JUST BOUGHT IT IM SO EXCITED

I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook

“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present” are you kidding me this quote has propelled me through at least three emotional crises

Chaotic angel

Andy Dwyer is gifted ADHD fight me

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

life is just a series of sidequests and grinding until you’re strong enough to fight your dad