i do love a fat ass

The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.

turns out the creator of gandalf big naturals made the images while recovering from anesthesia for top surgery. this implies that the big naturals in question are, in fact, the artist's, and somehow migrated onto gandalf. this has major consequences.

You log off this website for like 2 days and return to a mass gaslighting movement having spontaneously materialized into existence like athena from the head of zeus. cant ever leave you people unsupervised

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

It’s called “Translation Convention” but “Tolkien Brainrot” is funnier.

this was made by a non catholic because dick is step 2

never seen a tumblr bit so immediately divisive as goncharov either you’re gonching or this app is unusable for at least another 48 hours

Oh fuck I hope this scary hallway has bitches

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."

“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

it’s lgbt not legbet

people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.