No offence but Pavel Chekov is my husband.

having an opinion on philosophy makes you a philosopher. even if you think philosophy is stupid and pointless, THAT’S A PHILOSOPHY. you can’t escape

I love how Horrible Histories’ Dick Turpin song was meant to convince everyone that Dick Turpin was “no romantic hero” but instead it just made everyone develop a crush on him

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

Oh my GOOOOOD

yea im gay. yea i only listen to the song tainted love (1981) on repeat. no i dont have any problems. siri send post