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Armand is more insane than Lestat actually if we deep it. Lestat is insane but he puts it all out there whereas like. Armand spends months directing a play to kill his boyfriend then when his boyfriend isn’t killed he just goes. Neat, I can work with this. Saves him from starvation with blood. Takes him to meet the person who actually saved him, his ex-husband who he’s also fucked, and goes ‘let’s roll the dice he won’t tell the truth’ and then when that also pays off?? Go cool, phew, I’ll stay with him forever now. And when my 70 year old seismic lie is revealed destroying the life I’ve built with the so-called love of my life, instead of killing the messenger I’ll get weird with him instead and break a 500 year old promise to myself. Armand. You insane little freak what are we doing.

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

It’s hilarious to me that so much of the TVL promo has been like “What if Lestat was the coolest guy in the world?” And then this new teaser is like “I mean, he’s not. But could you imagine?”

Imagine Eva Stratt years after sending her favorite guy to boss around to space. Getting the logs and recordings and finding out that her guy made first contact with sapient alien life and it IMMEDIATELY started bossing him around too. Like what if you surrendered your dog and it got adopted by an alien instantly. Happened to my girl Eva Stratt

forgot to say that im a teacher. a random 6th grader didnt spawn into my lunch break to mock me, though that is really really funny to think about

Stephen King’s Fujo

dude stop telling me to count dracula I only ever see the one