C3pSnoke

My god! How can you people ship such an abusive and problematic relationship?! Disgusting. Clearly, anyone supporting this ship is a racist/ homophobe and is ignoring the true relationship C3po should be in. R23po supporters, if you’re going to call me toxic for calling out a ship for what it really is, then block me, you’re really ignorant and support abuse. :)

Romeo and Juliet.

Lovers on either side of conflict.

C3po and Snoke. 

...Also that.

- Do NOT imagine Snoke holding his saber out towards R2, ready to attack full on.

- Do NOT imagine C3po jumping between Snoke and R2 trying to tell him to calm down and lower his weapon because she knows he won’t hurt her. - Do NOT imagine Snoke standing there trembling, with the only sounds around them being the crackling of his own saber. - And whatever you do, do NOT imagine Snoke slowly lowering that saber with tears in his eyes, dropping to his knees and feeling nothing but lost. Then having C3po kneel down before him and pulling him into an embrace to give him that comfort he had been searching for for so many years.