Kodak Fat

i’m solid ms. jackson wooooooooooooooo i have congealed

never meant to be a liquid guy, took some hours to solidify

This is Self Care Charizard. Reblog whenever you need a temporary release from whatever stresses you currently have.

need this so bad

Honestly my first thought was I could just sit down when I’m tired walking cuz I’m lazy.

Imagine getting in an argument with someone and you tell them to “have a seat” and they just…

Imagine giving this to retail and fast food workers

When you nut on the first stroke

If you aren’t fucking & sucking Jordan, Andrew, AND Michael don’t expect them to collectively spend their money on you 😭

Somebody fuckin gets it sheesh

I hate English

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Fuck you

😂😂😂😂

I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂

this is too much lmfao the way be literally busted the down