someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
me:
i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy
dirt enthusiast
sheepfilms
One Nice Bug Per Day

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NASA
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DEAR READER
Not today Justin
todays bird
Keni

izzy's playlists!

roma★

Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always

JBB: An Artblog!
Stranger Things

shark vs the universe
styofa doing anything
seen from Germany

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@c-c-lueless
someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
me:
i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy

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hop hop jump HOP
Why are there baby goats in an office?
Why do you NOT have baby goats in an office?

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i just tried to get a piece of dirt off of my computer screen using my cursor
have a christmas
he was trying to sing along :-(
Oh my goddddss
@holdypawsv
YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?
i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

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ultimate dog noises
I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish
Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.
¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.
Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’
could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”
The ultimate pun
IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE
“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”
WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN
The pun heard ‘round the world.
me as a therapist

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This is damn cute.
Life goals tbh
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life