i do not have a justification for this

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude

in fanfiction one must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that

#he would only do that under duress and oh boy I'm about to pile it on (@ravnervn)

extremely good trope: injured character sees their own blood on someone else who's otherwise unscathed and gives a concerned "are you hurt?" double points if they're so injured they're barely lucid

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DARLING ANGEL DEAREST OC MIRAHHHHHHH 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

I better see some Esxavier this pride month It would be so awesome and cool guys

basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.

[with obvious perverted intent] hey. don't you want to release the safety catches on that character. don't you want to flip off all the switches holding them back and let the control rods go.

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms