i do not have a justification for this

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

big fan of when characters meet another version of themselves and their first instinct is to literally physically kill their doppelganger with their own two hands. which could mean absolutely nothing.

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude

in fanfiction one must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that

#he would only do that under duress and oh boy I'm about to pile it on (@ravnervn)

extremely good trope: injured character sees their own blood on someone else who's otherwise unscathed and gives a concerned "are you hurt?" double points if they're so injured they're barely lucid

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DARLING ANGEL DEAREST OC MIRAHHHHHHH 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊