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if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

Not a fan of being inside a body

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

ok well maybe her little finger is really cozy and honestly there are worse places to be wrapped around. did you ever think about that

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

a girl at the club spiked my drink with jasmine and a wave of tranquility washed over me

i could never get a botox because i love looking at people with a frown & disgusted look