BUGGY BALLIN'!

im so hungry i could eat a meal

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

add that to your trivia and pursue it

they should employ me as a little video game helper fairy that gives bad and perverted advice

Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.