meow (grown ass man)

What jobs even exist

Dark Knight, Gunbreaker, Viper, Dancer, Red Mage, Black Mage, Bard.... to name a few

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

(said completely devoid of context) you know how it is

why is it that when im reading fanfic i feel like i have a fairly good metric for if something is characterized accurately but when im trying to write suddenly its like ive never seen this character in my life. would he say that. would he fucking say that. suddenly i have no idea

ulterior is one of the most classic things for a motive to be

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

hey I showed you [totally normal human emotion] do you still think I’m normal and cool or do we need to reconsider the fundamentals of our relationship

i feel like one singular sesame seed. in this big wide world.

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.